William-senpai has been in a pretty bad mood the last few days so I am writing an online will in case he remembers that I haven't handed in any work in the last week. I love my job my job really I just had other things to do.
Here's my will in case he kills me, and if you don't see another blog on here you will know where I went.
1) Grell can have all my paper work.
2) I want to be buried with my lawnmower.
3) Eric can have his cup back. Its in a small cardboard box under my desk.
4) The girls at General Affairs can have my shot glass collection. Use them in my honor ladies.
5) Grell-senpai can have the bottle of red wine under my desk.
6) Alan can have the packets of painkillers I keep in my desk for my hangovers. I know he's always sick so he can use them. Oh! And the chocolate that has been in my drawer since two Easters ago and the bag of Doritos.
7) The party after my funeral better be awesome!
Yes we will know where you went...you went out to a party and got too drunk to come back. Seriously, I doubt William would ever kill a reaper...it would increase his workload...
ReplyDeleteIt seems my closest company are all posting things in public hm what a fun joke I must be as for killing you *adjusts glasses* I shall not. However my mood as deepen seeing you and Grell putting personal mix to both blogs so it happens to be how thoughtful.
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