Dating Tips From Ronald Knox

You promised me a drink if i did this,so here you go~


Tip 1 - Compliment them, Let's face it, all Girls like to be complimented whether they want to admit it or not. 


Tip 2 - Be Funny, Most girls like a guy that can make them laugh .


Tip 3 - Chat-up Lines as cheesey as they can get, here's some examples  
"Hi, I'm doing a survey ...What's your name? What's your phone number? Are you free next Saturday?"
"Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?"
"Your eyes are blue, like the ocean and I'm lost at sea" 
"Whats the difference between sex and a Conversation? You don't know? why don't we go up stairs and talk?"


Tip 4 - Confidence.


Tip 5 - Tease, Leave them wanting you~ Don't chase after them 


Tip 6 - Buy them a drink 


If none of the above work, Give them a side order of roofie. 

My Penis and I Condemn you.

I'm aware that I'm meant to be writing dating tips. But a certain Red haired shinigami has Condemned himself in my blog, all his own fault. I can't remember why, but, he did.


He's already mentioned this in his blog, but Grell decided to shave off half of his eyebrow...I hope it never grows back.


I'm currently high on American sweets that were sent to Grell and William such as peeps and twizzlers. Peeps have a better effect that perno and orphan tears.


And before Grell says anything about the Picture.I FOUND IT FIRST. Picture stealing tranny.




I'll write a longer blog some other time,until then, stare at this monozu  / Deino

Rocky Road apparently shouldn't be left in office Fridges.

Apparently, Grell-Senpai Made rocky road for some other shinigami for doing his paper and put it in the office fridge. Too bad i ate it.









I Also have to stop hitting on people during my blogs. So I thought I would say anything. And a picture can speak a 1000 words right? Thought so. 


Also has William doesn't read my blog, i can happily say, I steal the office supplies! and stole 168 meters of paper....


But on another note i did ten hours of work today! in between stealing supplies. But I did something! William would be proud, i say this cancels out my thievery 


And i'm meant to write longer blogs,maybe some other time~


P.s Grell's a Grammar Nazi.


P.s.s Way to go Grell, Now everyone is noticing the mistakes you pointed out on twitter! $%&$ YOU!

Footless.

I Think i need to say Hi to begin with, and if you're female Leave your phone number ;)


Right So i was gonna around my normal day with the lawnmower and all that.So I Turned my lawnmower on and was using it for a bit, then Something fell out of it and it turned out to be a Toe. I checked the lawnmower and turns out there was a cat in it. The cat then ran off for two days before finally returning. Its whole muzzle was separated from the rest of it's face and missing two toes.


Also i apologise for my lack of blogs..And my last blog..and my no blogs for the past 4 months. Work takes up a lot of time..and so does procrastination


. I Think this covers me for the time being on blogs..I'll be back in 4 months.

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