William-senpai has been in a pretty bad mood the last few days so I am writing an online will in case he remembers that I haven't handed in any work in the last week. I love my job my job really I just had other things to do.
Here's my will in case he kills me, and if you don't see another blog on here you will know where I went.
1) Grell can have all my paper work.
2) I want to be buried with my lawnmower.
3) Eric can have his cup back. Its in a small cardboard box under my desk.
4) The girls at General Affairs can have my shot glass collection. Use them in my honor ladies.
5) Grell-senpai can have the bottle of red wine under my desk.
6) Alan can have the packets of painkillers I keep in my desk for my hangovers. I know he's always sick so he can use them. Oh! And the chocolate that has been in my drawer since two Easters ago and the bag of Doritos.
7) The party after my funeral better be awesome!
